Jacques Bossis
| Overall Distance |
151k |
Time Taken |
4:16 |
| Height Climbed |
|
Brevet |
Gold |
| Distance Climbed |
|
Category Position |
25th
|
| Date |
May 2007 |
Country |
France |
| Entrants |
1500 |
Region |
Charente |
|
The
19th edition of the Jaques Bossis took place in the beautiful seaside
commune of Saint George de Didonne, just outside Royanne, in the Charente-Maritime
region of France. With just 5,000 inhabitants it's population was
about to increase substantially when the sportive hit town.
As ever, the weather, the
location and the organisation was spot on. However you should be
aware that there is no entry on the line for this event so you must ensure
you're pre-registered. And if you're not in the first 1500 forget it
because that's all they're allowed to let in. It's that popular an
event; as you can see from the start line shot below.
The
irony of it all
The
bay of Saint George is remarkably similar to Jersey's St Aubin's Bay.
Except it's bigger. The main road layout, the island in the bay, the
horseshoe shape, the smaller inner road, a cycle track, everything; it's
all the same, just bigger.
So to get there on a Saturday
morning to find the whole area closed and blocked off by Gendarmes to all
traffic, for the whole day, to allow 1500 cyclists to have a race, a meal
and a presentation, was somewhat refreshing.
The screams reverberated around
Jersey for a month when we closed the Avenue for a wet, mid-week, morning
for the stars of the future to undertake a prologue for this year's
Tour of Bretagne. We're similar in many ways to the French
but culturally British when it comes to cycling. How sad!
Click the link above and read the remarks for a laugh!
To the
race
Okay, getting to the start was, as usual, a little fraught. As you
can see it was quite a turnout and not, as yet, unduly warm; although in
the end it did reach 15 degrees. So it's gilet's and arm warmers to
the fore for the start and this week I will be mainly riding my C40 with
52x39 gearing and my new Shamal Ultra wheels.

When the man said go, they
went. The start heads out down a one kilometre straight road before
turning left in to a long incline through the woods. Of course it's
a race to get to the bottom of the climb first. Because after that
there's a one car wide, 3 kilometre technical section out of town heading
to the open road and the 11k ride to Medis.
So it's flat out from the gun,
and ever so slightly uphill all the way until we reach Medis. Where
there's a sharp right and a flat out blast for 5k before the sharp left to
Saujon. Every single point so far was on closed roads and all the
junctions were marshalled by Gendarmes. This was impressive stuff.
Hold that
wheel!
The
speed from the outset was just the right side of ridiculously high.
And soon an early sort out began to take place. The Bossis is the
second round of the UFOLEP National Trophee, so it's fast, it's furious
and it has loads of young pups in it racing with a purpose. The
French super-fast vets hang on in there. Me? I was breathing
through my exhaust but was somehow managing to hold my own.
As we reach the 50k marker at
Thaimes, there's the first of a long big-ring drag, then another, and
another, etc, etc, etc. Until at St Fort, and 80 kilometres, the
elastic snapped and on the last of a succession of 30 kilometres of ups
and downs, I, along with loads of others, was shelled out the back.
Until that point we'd been a
massive group of around 400 riders. To me, it looked like we'd split
in to two equal sized groups. The front group just seemed to edge
away while we in the second tranche formed echelons, through and offed,
and used every other trick we knew to try and close a gap of around 20
seconds. We seemed to peg the distance for around the next ten, flat
kilometres. Then, they just disappeared.
The cumulative affect of the
rolling countryside just seemed to take it's toll. The combination
of the dead back roads, and the perfectly surfaced main roads meant you
were either flying or riding through treacle. It was a strange
experience. The only constant was the speed. And the fact that
all of the ride until now had been in the big ring.
Heads
up
Then the reason for the front groups disappearance
became obvious. At Tire-Cul, there was a hill. A big one!
One kilometre at 17%. Everyone wants to be at the front for the big
climbs so the speed goes up and up and up until you're virtually sprinting
to get to the bottom of the hill.
I began to sense an air of
trepidation and movement within our group, as it became obvious I was
having to fight much harder to hold my position near the front of the
pack. At this point I still don't know there's a hill. I
always take my cue from those around me, I never question why everyone
goes to the front, or drops to the little ring, or begins to eat.
Like a sheep (a black one to some) I just follow suit and follow the herd,
or should that be flock?.
We
turn a corner, dive through a quintessential French hamlet, then there it
is. A wall of tarmac right in front of us, with a nice little sign
to inform us of the pain we're about to endure. There's a crowd
lining the road from the bottom to the top. I'm having a good
day it seems. With a crowd to please, I dive for the gutter and just put my head down and
go.
This is a typical Jersey style hill, so a type I'm used to
climbing every week; okay it's a bit steeper but the length is just right. I ascend right on my climbing
threshold of 345 watts, at 198 bpm for the next two and a half minutes and
line everyone out.
Luckily, the official photographer took this shot or no one would have
believed it. Me on the front on a climb!
When we get to the top I'm
second wheel and surprisingly ready to push on. We lose a lot of people over
the summit and a group of around 100 get away and start the 30k run in to
the finish. Now it begins to get interesting. Obviously
there's a routine to this event that the locals understand and I'm having
to learn quickly.
Quick,
Quick, Slow, Slow, Quick
After the initial furore of the start, the
mid-ride sort out and the peloton-breaking climbs, we now have the calm
before the storm. Gels, get ingested, drinks get knocked, back and
shoe straps get tightened. Something is about to kick off and I want
to make sure I'm part of it.
One of the "oversights" of the
organisers, in my opinion, was the lack of countdown markers towards the
back end of the event. I know everyone has computers these days but
it would be nice just to have a sign on a lamp post saying, 20k, 10k, 5k,
etc. It just helps either ease the mind if you're flying or ease the
pain if you're suffering. Every little helps.
After a respectable period of
less-quick, you could hardly call it slow, the finale begins. And it
starts with another hill. At Talmont there's a slight dip and then a
largish 750m climb at around 6-8%. Once more, a typical Jersey hill.
And once more I found myself in the top five as we crested it and still in
the big ring! With 15k to go no one was in a mood to hang around, so
off we went.
This
could get messy
Screaming across the sea-view plateau a long, long, line out developed
with a group of super strong vets driving the engine up front. Me?
I stayed around 10 back. As ever, each event I do is for the first
time, so I had no idea where we where, what was ahead or how long to the
end. And I wasn't too interested in finding out. So for me
it's save energy and bide my time until I get my bearings. Then a
roundabout marshal shouted "arrive dix kilometres!" Okay. Now
it's time to join in.
The final run in was a little
messy; but it was ultimately to get a tad messier. A series of
roundabouts, ninety degree turns and small hills caused the pack to keep
in a long, single-file line for the next eight kilometres. Then with
around two k to go we hit a 400 metre long, sprinters type hill. We
hit it at 50kph and powered over in the big ring barely losing any speed
over the top but opening that killer bike length and a half between each
wheel.
A longish descent followed that
caused the following roundabouts to be straight lined as everyone willed
themselves not to touch their brakes and scrub off their hard earned
speed. Then, without any notice at all, we turned sharp left, then
sharp right and found ourselves eight-tenths down the start straight which
is now an 800 metre finishing straight.
It was all about to get interesting, and not in a nice way!
Feeling lucky punk?
For the last 9k everyone had fought so hard to hold the wheel and maintain
their speed and position without letting anyone else in. But as soon
as we entered the arrow straight finishing boulevard, where we could see
the finish, no one wanted to be on the front! The speed dropped and
an unruly crowd began to develop at the head of affairs.
I took a gamble and went to the
front at 75% sprint pace. Forcing others to follow, then lead.
You could hardly call it an attack but it did cause those with higher
aspirations than fitness to drift back.
We're now 400 metres to go, 10
wide and funnelling in to an 8 bike wide gap. I line up with the
edge of the proposed funnel and ride just off the gutter on my right hand
side. There are three riders from the shorter course in front of us,
minding their own business coasting to the finish. Probably riding
20mph slower than us!
From nowhere a punk comes up
the inside, sprinting and tries to squeeze between me and the gutter.
If I stay where I am, he'll hit the edge of the funnel and cause chaos.
If I move, I'll lose my place. I don't want to see anyone hurt and
If I thought it'd only be him I'd hold my line. He obviously knows
what he's doing because it's clear to everyone where the road goes.
I ease off the pedals, drift my line and let him in, losing three places
in the process.
He then dies and swerves across
the front of us all as we're winding up for the last 300 metres and the
three rando-sportive riders. Everyone and I mean everyone, points
out the error of his ways. Not sure what they said but I got the
tone! I wish I'd had a Magnum 44 with me!
With everyone distracted, out
of the corner of my eye I see a couple on my left taking a flyer.
I'm on it, third wheel and looking good. Frenchie number one wilts
and Frenchie number two unleashes his sprint with 200 metres to the line.
I'm now number two, feeling as pleased as punch as I'm getting an armchair
ride to the line. Just as I get out of the saddle my lead out man
pulls his foot out!
I'm swamped, I get round him as
three pass me on my left, we then hit a speed bump, collect the three
rando's (who wisely stay over to the right) and come to the line all as
one. My moment of glory has been stolen and I'm fifth in the sprint.
(That's me just left of centre, the gilet's now come off!)

We cross the line a 100 strong
group and people begin to congratulate each other, coast to a halt or go
to have words with our lemming friend. At one point I thought it was
going to get ugly. But it was all handbags at dawn so I went to find
Dianne, a drink and a cake.
Final Thoughts & Stats
A fantastic, very fast and very well organised event. The
meal at the end was very French with, spicy sausage, oysters and
Pineau wine. Although there were alternatives! It all took
place on the main road into the centre of town and it was a fantastic
setting with loads of atmosphere and a massive crowd at the finish to
welcome us back.
Fifth in a sprint of around 100
was fine by me. You can tell this was an out and out race because I
was well back at 161st overall, yet managed to be the 25th vet.
There are a lot of "youngsters" that do these National Trophee events.
But it doesn't make it any less enjoyable for that.

Over 23% of the ride was at
Anaerobic Capacity and the average speed for 151k was 35kph. The
Training Stress Score
was 395 & the
Intensity Factor was 0.955. The highest of the season so
far, showing my programme for progression is right on track. So for
me, a good job well done. Despite the hiatus at the end!
Dianne
rode the untimed, 80 kilometre Yoyo, rando-sportive and as usual had a
succession of groups to accompany her and "experts" to advise her.
As you can see they breed them hard in Newcastle. No gilet, no arm
warmers, no overshoes. Maybe I need to toughen up a bit!
All in all another great day
and perfect preparation for the Jodet/Brocelliande double header to come.